One bathrobe killed 9 people. I think after it killed 3 or 4 people, I wouldn't haven't gotten near the damn thing. Just like in the movies, "Don't go in the basement!", people just won't learn and listen. I'll tell you what, after this I'm going to be showing all my clothes just a little more respect.
> One bathrobe killed 9 people. I think after it killed 3 or 4 people, I > wouldn't haven't gotten near the damn thing. Just like in the movies, > "Don't go in the basement!", people just won't learn and listen. I'll > tell you what, after this I'm going to be showing all my clothes just > a little more respect.
There was a man who dreamed he was eating one long string of spaghetti. He woke up choking only to discover he was swallowing the draw string on his bathrobe. Life is life threatening.
Why are people wasting their time worrying about swine flu when KILLER CHENILLE BATHROBES are on the loose? Next, the bunny slippers will start biting off people's FEET!