JOHN MCCAIN TO HAVE AFFAIR WITH SEXY SARAH?
Republican John McCain is a prime candidate -- for extramarital cheating, that is. Infidelity expert Ruth Houston says McCain's shady past as an adulterous husband and his high position of power make him the perfect candidate to cheat on his wife Cindy McCain.
http://www.flashnews.com/news/wfn1081006J4995.html A MILLION FAXES CAN EXPOSE ALIENS
Getting the government to fess up about aliens is gonna take lots of paper. Stephen Bassett, founder of the Paradigm Research Group, wants the next U.S. president to end the 60-year truth embargo that's keeping the existence of extraterrestrials a secret from civilians.
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`HOME IMPROVEMENT' ALUM HANDY ON THE SET
Former Home Improvement actor Richard Karn is still pretty handy to have around. Karn -- who played Tim Allen's handyman sidekick Al Borland on Home Improvement -- is hosting Bingo America, a game show that fuses trivia with traditional bingo, and he's a real fixer-upper emcee.
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WHAT'S IT LIKE NAILIN' SARAH PALIN?
Soon enough, America can finally see what vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is like in the sack. Hustler video has just announced their latest foray into political porn with Nailin' Paylin, which features a Sexy Sarah look-a-like getting naughty and tackling hard issues.
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GEORGE CLINTON: `WE WANT THE FUNK!'
Legendary groover George Clinton says everybody's gotta have that funk. Clinton, who's latest album George Clinton and His Gangsters of Love drops tomorrow (Oct. 7), says "the funk" he made famous is still alive and kicking, but sometimes people need to remind themselves of it when they're -- well -- in a funk.
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MAN PAINTS WITH SPERM, CELEBRATES VASECTOMY
Sperm is the new paint. Jordan Essoe's exhibit, Strictfathermodel, running now through October 28, revolves around the vasectomy he recently had performed, and he's celebrating the snipping by showing off his sterile sperm.
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90-YEAR-OLD MAN IS MICHAEL PHELPS OF SENIOR GAMES
Olympic superstar Michael Phelps has nothing on one tenacious 90-year-old athlete. Julian Myers -- a longtime hollywood publicist -- has competed in dozens of marathons, and even ran 90 miles for his 90th birthday earlier this year.
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ROCKER NEEDS INTENSE TRAINING FOR CONCERT
One rocker is doing intense training to prep for a high and mighty concert. Miles Zuniga, frontman for Fastball, known for their 90s hit "The Way," is preparing for a 30-mile hike up to Peru's Machu Pichu, where he'll play benefit shows to support cancer research in the country Wednesday (Oct. 8) through October 17.
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REVEREND PRAISES STOCK MARKET CRASH
The crappy economy has one holy rollin' reverend praising the Lord. The recent stock market crash that hit the United States economy has actually saved Americans from a life of greed, according to Reverend Billy of the Church of Stop Shopping.
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