Chief Executive Basket Officer (CEBO) Maybe/Laura has announced the move of Dave's Basket Page (DBP) and subsidiaries to Best-Page Farms (BPF).
America Online recently dropped sponsorship of DBP and its subsidiaries.
Maybe/Laura will become the CEBO of Best-Page Farms.
Maybe will serve as president of global packaging management for DBP. She will oversee global corporate packaging along with BPF's global soft & hardware operations.
Alan Page, BPF'S CEO, said, “We believe that DBP's growth potential will rise with great productive incentives in line with BPF's desires. AOL's failure to maintain DBP is our gain. Maybe's innovative foresight of the market, proves to everyone that her grasp of what is truly important to the American public's web content & desires, makes her retention as CEBO a 'no-brainer'."
"We are proud to have such expertise in human growth and basket development join us."
> Chief Executive Basket Officer (CEBO) Maybe/Laura has announced the > move of Dave's Basket Page (DBP) and subsidiaries to Best-Page Farms > (BPF).
> America Online recently dropped sponsorship of DBP and its > subsidiaries.
> Maybe/Laura will become the CEBO of Best-Page Farms.
> Maybe will serve as president of global packaging management for > DBP. She will oversee global corporate packaging along with BPF's > global soft & hardware operations.
> Alan Page, BPF'S CEO, said, “We believe that DBP's growth > potential will rise with great productive incentives in line with > BPF's desires. AOL's failure to maintain DBP is our gain. Maybe's > innovative foresight of the market, proves to everyone that her grasp > of what is truly important to the American public's web content & > desires, makes her retention as CEBO a 'no-brainer'."
> "We are proud to have such expertise in human growth and basket > development join us."
I didn't understand all that corporate jargon, but I sure am glad I'll be able to ogle Dave's bod. Thanx! To all of you. Good merger. I wish Maybe good luck in her new role with all that responsiblity.
"Alan Page" wrote: >10. This merger was made possible by a >large endowment. (Marylin) >9. Those who view it are impressed with >how it measures up. (Kath) > 8. Gives new meaning to term >"shareholders." (Katycren) > 7. Past performance is no guarantee of >future results (James Langdell) > 6. If the endowment maintains its >standing for more than four hours, >please consult a physician >immediately.(Tom [Hol-In-One] Croning) > 5. Self-abusers guilty of premature >jocularity will find themselves >sentenced to the appropriate penal >colonies. > 4. <dumb guy voice> "What's a >basket?"
3. No number three, writer doing a little merging of his own.
> Top Ten Little Known Things About the (DBP) and (BPF) Merger: > 10. This merger was made possible by a large endowment. (Marylin) > 9. Those who view it are impressed with how it measures up. (Kath) > 8. Gives new meaning to term "shareholders." (Katycren) > 7. Past performance is no guarantee of future results (James Langdell) > 6. If the endowment maintains its standing for more than four hours, please consult a physician immediately.(Tom [Hole-In-One] Cronin) > 5. Self-abusers guilty of premature jocularity will find themselves sentenced to the appropriate penal colonies. (Alan) > 4. <dumb guy voice> "What's a basket?" (Alan) > 3. No number three, writer doing a little merging of his own. (Steve Curtis)
